jarjammed ▶ Relationships

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> Fondly regard relations.

	SERVER Pinkie Pie ▸ cannonkind
	cupcakeConnoisseur
	A talking, pink pony. What else is there to say, really? She's painfully cheerful, but I suppose I do owe her my life. As annoying as she can be, she makes a decent server player.

	CLIENT Neophyte Redglare ▸ justitia
	judicialPotentia
	... Who in the world is this?

	Mary Katherine Blackwood ▸ blackberries
	agaricAgoraphobe
	I'm sure she'd make a fine cat, if she gave the idea some thought. Or perhaps I should do the thinking for her, hmm?

	The Signless ▸ spokethetruth
	gnosticContagion
	An odd fellow with horns, though he's very polite. He knew a lot about space-ships.

	Vriska Serket ▸ chelicer8
	arachnidsGrip
	One of the few players with a brain around here. Honestly, we'd be done with this a lot sooner if we worried less about dramatics and more about winning.

	Billy Kaplan ▸ actuallyjewish
	damnitKaplan
	A wet blanket if I ever met one! Hmph. Maybe I'll just turn him into a frog, then we'll see who isn't allowed to curse people.

	Deeba Resham ▸ unshwazzenone
	moilArchitect
	A girl who gave me a code for an umbrella... sorry, rebrella. It works well enough. I should repay her sometime.

	Sollux Captor ▸ anaglyphiic
	tenebroseAbyssalic
	Another one of those horned folk. I swear I saw him talking to himself once. Very odd.

	Sabitsuki ▸ rusting
	stygianDreamer
	A girl who had a variety of interesting codes. I can only wonder where she got such items from...

	SONiKA ▸ cowardsoftware
	amorousComputations
	I still have no idea what a robot is.

	Stephanie Brown ▸ spoiledbat
	antitheticalProgeny
	A girl who assisted in retrieving the golden ship's mast.

	GLaDOS ▸ tetrodotox1n
	neuroToxin
	Science isn't real! And anyone who thinks so is a complete FOOL!